Level Up! The Return of Mr. *Clap-Clap* N-G-O!: 10/01/2003

Thursday, October 30, 2003

Ah man, indeed, a glorious Thursday...

Along with no math class...English class got shorten out because Wilkinson didn't feel like having class today. Sweetness. So, I went to downtown today and got another accessory for my costume, and it's pretty bad ass. To bad on the way back, I got a bus driver that was in trainning and the bus broke down. So I had to walk all the way back to Cal Poly through all of the fraternity houses. It wasn't that bad, I got a free Level promotional CD. I'm going to stick it in the CD player in a moment. I heard that they played in some of Linkin Park's concerts. Unfortunately, tomorrow I have classes, but it's Halloween, it's time to reveal it all...

Ninos, por favor!

If you guys have problems that don't involve me, post it somewhere else. And have some decency in the language too.

Anyway, last night Cisco and I played another round of raquetball and I slid on my knees to much and today they are kind of bruised. It's awesome not having a math class today, I got to sleep until 12. A have a lot of things to do today, gotta get going.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

I'm supposed to be editing my paper right now and reviewing over Biology...but no, this is what procrastinators do...

Cisco and Willy decided to experiment with fire and stuff using WD-40 and a bunch of other stuff. I don't know why, we thought it would be entertaining. So, finally we stuck a bunch of matches in a cup and lit it. The flames lasted a long time. So we tried to extinguish the flames, and I don't know what Willy was thinking, but he kicked the flames into the field trying to extinguish the flames. Cisco and I were just like, "Oh no!" because if the flames caught anything else, we'd be contributing to the California fires. Luckily there was dirt on the other side and the flames didn't brush off of the grass or anything. Whew! So, after a stop at VG's, I'm going back to my dorm.

Jay Leno coming to town at November 5th right across the street from us! Literally! It's awesome, Willy and I are definitely going to get tickets for it. So, pretty much we won't go to see Matrix Revolutions, but we'll catch it another time. Maybe before. Anyway, it's a pretty tight week. My Thursday math class is going to be cancelled, so I get to sleep in all day until 5 pm. Sweetness. Oh yeah, today i got 45/50 on my in-class essay! Hell yeah! Nothing really going on now, time to bust out with Arcade games...

Monday, October 27, 2003

It was pitch black at 6...my English class turned into a night class.

I don't really know what to do for my Winter schedule. Should I do some 8 pm night classes? Oh well, I gotta get through this quarter somehow. I got tests coming up next week, I have to do good on this Biology Lab exam...I have to...I have no choice. Man, things are coming up fast, and it seems like everyone else except me got their act straight here or I'm just extremely dumb or something. I'm just feeling uncompetitive here...

Sunday, October 26, 2003

I'm extremely excited coming into Halloween on Friday, massive plans for sure! I came home this weekend to shop for my costume accessories. On Saturday, Lladira invited me to go to Magic Mountain with Josh and others and it totally sucked that I couldn't go. Probably parent's policy is that if I'm home, I stay put here that type of thing. Weekend went by too fast it seemed even though we all got an extra hour today. But anyway, I scared my parents going 100 MPH on the way back to Cal Poly, maybe it was a little inside payback for not letting me go to Magic Mountain. So, back here to make up for the weekend, Cisco and Willy joined me for pool action at Muir. After dinner, Cisco wanted me to go play raquetball with him at the Rec Center. First time playing, I think I'm going to be addicted to it. Nothing like anticipation, and wall slamming action. Great way to end the night.

The ash in Oxnard was incredible...

Saturday, October 25, 2003

I think I ought to be going to sleep now...

I think I'm becoming like Danielle...template change...

Thursday, October 23, 2003

I've been posting a lot...does that mean I haven't been busy?

So, I was doing a number 2 at Sierra Madre today, and I see this posted on the door...

The Infamous Number Poo

Ghost Poop
The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.

Clean Poop
The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poop
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poop
This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to poop some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy Poop
It's so noisy, everyone within earshoot is laughing.

Drinker Poop
The kind of poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Poop
The kind of poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poop
The kind where you want to poop but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poop
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poop (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid Poop
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poop
It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise Poop
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops...a turd!!!

The Dangling Poop
This poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

I don't know who exactly has the time to classify all of that. Anyway, tomorrow...surprise...surprise...

Oh yeah, Cindy reminded me about this day...

Happy Mole Day!

I'm a freakin' biochemist, come on now...

Just now, I was going onto the Hamada Club message board I saw this link about I.H.O.P. I don't know if you guys should check it out...

I don't really feel like typing up stuff...but, I got stuff to say.

Last day to choose what to do. Results, you'll see and it's the results you'll definitely see.

Yesterday was pretty good, I got my English take home essay back and go an 88/100 on it. Yay! My professor really liked it and all, just had a problem with sentence editing, butnothing too big. So, things are looking up coming from midterms. Hopefully it'll translate into a successful 2nd showing of midterms. But, today I got an in-class essay and I haven't started an outline for it yet. I don't really want to do it either. I really want to end this week so I can sleep for 14 hours because I've been feeling sleepy constantly these past few days.

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Sunday night through Monday morning, Cisco, Willy, and I decided just to stay up all night since I was over at their dorm room and it was about 12-1 am and my class didn't start until 7 more hours. So, basically we played Marvel vs. Capcom all night. But, it was a bad move because staying up all night contributed to a crappy next day. I don't really want to talk about what made it crappy, but a chocolate cake last night cheered me up again, especially before going to bed. Actually, dinner at the Lighthouse last night was surprisingly good. So, today, is another day, you know, nobody really here, just in their classes now. I just feel sleepy right now for some reason.

Monday, October 20, 2003

Extremely crappy day. Blah...I want to sleep now...

Sunday, October 19, 2003

Ah man, lot's of stuff done this weekend. Yesterday, I woke up at 1:30 and went online and Cisco immediately said for me to go out now. I wouldn't be going back to Muir for the next 12 hours. Lot's of hours spent on pool, food, and Marvel vs. Capcom 2. A lot of tokens went into that game. Overall, Cisco's getting too good at these things. Next up was Cindy's movie night where we went to the Insomiac store and rented a bunch of titles. We watched Shaolin Soccer, Scary Movie, and Tokyo Babylon. The night lasted until 1:30 am.

Sunday, everyone seems to just want to do nothing really until tonight. So, I had a mission set for today. More on the mission later...gotta go to backstage right now...

Friday, October 17, 2003

It's been an evil...evil week...

Biology test this morning...I feel very optimistic about it. It's either I did extremely well, or extremely poor. But, after 11, I'm done for the week, and I feel that today is going to be glorious. One part, I don't want to get caught, by another part wants me to. I'll probably explain later. For now, I got 10 minutes until my next class...

If you haven't learned anything, learn this: Icky-ticky-tacky-Boo!

My dad's been calling me all this week, at the most inappropriate times which is during my classes. Figures. I'lll expect a phone call from him not after 11, but between 10 and 11.

I have the massive urge to do some headbanging right now...

I miss you guys back in Oxnard.

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

The Biology Lab test...let's just say that I got two more shots of getting myself out of the hole. But, English, I was surprised that I did well on one of the Summary Critique. So, it gives me some optimism about things to come. Tomorrow, don't expect to see me much, big ass Bio Lecture test coming on Friday. So, I'll be at the lounge or in my room most of the day. The lounge for that hour of bliss...hehe! You know what I'm talking about!

I didn't really want to do anything tonight, maybe I should sleep now. I need to stock up on the hours because I don't really have many classes tomorrow. Although I still need to re-edit my essay. Maybe I'll post it up...it sucks because it hasn't been edited or anything yet...and I just went all over the place in terms of content...

Christopher Ngo
Professor Wilkinson
English 134-44
16 October 2003
The Need for Organization
With anything, whether one constructs a building, plays some kind of sport, or simply takes care of a family, there is usually a need for a purpose of doing all of these things. Back in my childhood experience, the all eight neighborhood kids would unite together during the afternoon in a club all headed by our confident leader Ashley Eckhouse. Everyone proclaimed Eckhouse leader because she was the one that had ideas, mainly because her private school called Hollywood Beach stressed so much on literature, and she was the one who instructed us on what to do that afternoon. However, the plans and games for the day had one flaw. With no organization or planning, there is never a clear objective to accomplish.
One bright idea that had no purpose was conjured up when our group saw a pile of wood laying around in Eckhouse’s backyard. Miraculously, we all had the same idea in our heads, which was we needed some nails and a hammer. The eight of us searched and found the necessary materials and we began nailing the wood together in random spots. We did not care at the time about placement and measurements, we just continued nailing the wood together. Afterwards, Eckhouse’s father came out of the house and started yelling at his daughter because we were using up some good lumber that he bought a three days earlier. Maybe we would not have gotten so much heat from Eckhouse’s father if we actually planned out what we were making. Looking back on the structure, it did not resemble anything that would have been useful.
Around six months later after the wood construction incident, we all got our parents to buy us super soakers and thought up another game. During the six month span, Eckhouse’s brother, Shane, and a new neighbor friend Katie were initiated in the club so we had even teams for a five on five water gun fight. The whole neighborhood and each other’s backyards was the battlefield. The excitement of actually being able to use the water gun to shoot someone that was willing to be shot at grew to the point where one started firing their water gun and everyone was blasting anyone on the opposing side. Through the melee of insanity, one of us asked, “So, who’s winning?” Any game needs to come out with a winner and loser. Everyone in the club looked at the water dripping from their shirts and pants and at the others. Since it was impossible to distinguish who got soaked more and our parents complaining that we were going to get sick, the short game ended in a draw. If we had a little bit more organization such as implementing the rules of get shot, get eliminated and team victory points, we would have a fruitful afternoon.
The adventures of disorganization continues when we sat around to watch the popular show Power Rangers at the time, which turned out to be a police chase. The club witness the criminals fleeing from the police and hoping the fences when their getaway car broke down in a neighborhood. Of course, the ideas were circulating throughout the living room. So we examined the fence that served as a boundary between Eckhouse’s backyard and the street that served as a path to the coldasack. The fence was white, cement wall about six and a half feet tall. We practiced getting over and found that a chair was the best way to scale the fence. Basically, Spencer, one of the originals of the club, and I were selected to be the runaway criminals and the six others were going to chase after us from behind. Spencer and I got a ahead start and were the first to climb over the wall and ran around the front and backyard and climb the wall again. Eventually the others caught up to us and they tried to capture me by trying to tackle me down, but I evaded them by fighting back and continued to scale the wall and run around. This repeated lap after lap until we all became too tired to run or climb anymore. If we initiated the rule of just a simple tag and one gets captured, then we could have other people be criminals to share the experience and have breaks in between heats for a longer afternoon.
Individual people in this world have vast ideas and dreams that can possibly change the world. However, the one thing that people lack is the skills of organization to prepare a step by step process on reaching the goal. Imagine if one sat down and really engaged on the idea that he or she had in his or her head. Imagine if the club sat down and drew out the blueprint of how to create a boxcar racer out of the pile of wood. Just think about how many hours of labor can create hours of fun together when the group actually finished the project. Who knows, a simple idea can turn into a lifetime achievement.

Proofread this crap!

Man, I'm procrastinating on the Summary and Critque that I have to do in about six and a half hours...but, I'm done with the rough draft of the essay about anything.

After the bio lecture, I go online and see that Willy is there. At first I thought Cisco hacked into his screen name, but he didn't type like Cisco, so it was a rare accomplishment that Willy was awake at this hour. So I was talking to Cisco and Willy awhile back and I would suspect that Willy stayed up because he was scared of Cisco's laughing and stuff. Plan 1606...pobrecito Cisco...

Today is going to be somewhat cruddy...we get the results back on how we did on the exam, I think. Plus, it's another day of English...joy...

pho
You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.

"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."

Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian).
The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire.
His sign is the eclipsed sun.

As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.

Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Dah! The stuff I miss when I'm at home...

Damn! That math test that I had today was a lot sneakier than I expected! Totally missed number 4 and 2. Hopefully those partial credits will get me an A minus. But, bastards...

But, it is one of those relaxing days...only got Math and English and a big separation between them. My roomate is still passed out on the bed at this hour. Where's Cisco at to run something...

Monday, October 13, 2003

It works! The template works!

During the time that I got home, I went to Lladira's house because she had things to show me. It's always great to spend some time with her. But, disappointment came when I didn't see everyone that I was supposed to see which was Allen, Brian, to name a few. I was just studying Biology Lab whenever I was at home. The test was just brutal though, hopefully I did well. But anyway, on Saturday, I took Tara to go to Josh's sister's wedding reception. Both Tara and Lladira are getting more beautiful by the minute. I got to see Tara in her homecoming dress, her date should be pretty happy to have Tara as his date. We got to the area were Josh was and Josh was pimpin' it with his purple vest suit. The night's festivities were fun, I felt so Asian there, maybe because I was the only one. I got to dance with Tara for a little bit and catch up with Josh about life. Afterwards, I took Tara home and she was discussing the dramas and stuff. The night just felt fulfilled in many ways.

The hours counted down to my departure to Cal Poly. But first, my cousins were throwing a party full of the food that I was missing out on! So, I got to hang out with my cousins and just discuss about everythings that's been happening with me and them. They were all helpful on giving me college advices because they themselves were in my shoes starting off as freshmen trying to feel things out. It was a classic time.

Back to Cal Poly, doing 80 MPH because my parents were in the car. On the way, about 4 animals tried to cross and their carcasses was left on the road waiting to be trampled by other cars. So it goes. But it was a fun drive. At Muir, I finally got the pool table in the lounge, so it was bliss until 6. But, I had to cram for Biology for the test the next day and Calculus to do. I always like studying at night because I get to catch her there in the lounge at the hour. :-D

Today...one of my busiest days. It's over, so I can exhale...

Saturday, October 11, 2003

So yeah, I'm home now. Returning to school tomorrow, no worries...

I had so much excitment seeing Tara and Lladira live in person yesterday and seeing anyone that I saw at school that time. I've haven't really been busting out with videogames that much, I've just been so busy studying this biology lab thing for Monday's pretty big exam. I wish I had some time to spend with people but I will tonight. I got to prepare for Josh's sister's wedding reception. Before that...maybe I'll talk to Sheryl...

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

Three hour lab coming up in 20 minutes...

I don't know if I'll make it through the day. Running on a couple of hours of sleep. however, I was fortunate to run into Cisco to have breakfast with at the Avenue. Planning massive road trip...

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

So yeah, I was planning to do my English essay after having dinner and meeting with Willy. Turns out, after a few hours of the arcade games, a trip to Cindy/Meghan's dorm, a nice shower, I'm starting the essay at midnight. But, it's a good thing because I can't sleep early to get up for my 8 am class anyway, so might as well tire out my body and have a good few hours instead of being awake for like 3 hours in bed. It works...enough writing...I got to get to it...

I've never felt this much anticipation for coming home this weekend, mainly because it's been three weeks and maybe I have so many questions as to how home is like for my family without me and other stuff or is there anything different at home that they haven't mentioned to me. I remembered one time we totally repainted the house when my sister went to UCSB and how much of a shocker it was when she came home. But, it's been three weeks, everyone at home said that things been the same like any other day.

I was surprised one night that I caught Allen online, normally at these late hours he would be at Electric Ave. But, it was fun talking to him and how he introduced me to Mary Carey and saying that she would be running for governor of California. I think in the University Union right now we can vote on the recall. I think my registration account has been activated today, so it's glorious. Also, with the discussion with Allen, he said that he was going to the Marilyn Manson concert on Friday night. But, ticket prices and the time were an issue, so I wished that I could have joined into that mosh pit.

Josh invited me to go to his sister's wedding reception I believe and I would be awesome if Lladira and Tara could be there. I'm definitely going to be there for sure. I haven't seen Josh in a while, so it'll be a great catching up type of thing if they're isn't any alcohol served during that time. If all goes well this week, I'll be able to surprise a few people.

My arms are feeling almost fully functional now, they were able to lift up the pile of a week and a half old laundry clothes. I never felt so happy about getting back to some normalcy.

Got the new Limp Bizkit's "Results May Vary" album. Compared to the others, it's a pretty light album. I was expecting more hardcore, but the new guitarist isn't like Wes Borland.

Classes have been awesome, but I'm having the usual rocky starts. Big exams are going to hit me next week, hopefully coming home I can prepare well for them. Weekends here, you're always doing something other than studying. I'm real antsy about English and Biology, because those are the subjects I haven't really got the zero-in for. Plus, I really need to do good on this summary and critque thing due tomorrow, but I just don't know what the Professor wants of us.

Just take it as it comes...

Sunday, October 05, 2003

Horrible morning, but good ending...extremely good ending...I don't want to type anymore...

"Eat You Alive" by Limp Bizkit

Hey you Mrs I dont know what the fuck your name is
Im drawn to you somethings magnetic here
If I could approach you or even get close to the scent that you left behind Id be fine
No doubt (no doubt) that you bring out (bring out) the animal inside

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....
I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....

Hey you, Mrs. too-good-to-look-my-way and that's cool you want nothing at all to do with me.
But I want you, ain't nothing wrong with wanting you cause I'm a man and I can think what the hell I want, you got that
straight?
No doubt (no doubt) that I'd love to (I'd love) sniff on them panties now....

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....
I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....

I'm sorry. So sorry (damn, you're so hot!!)
Your beauty is so vain (damn, you're so hot!!)
It drives me, yes it drives me (damn your so hot) absolutely insane

I just want to look at you
I just want to look at you, look at you all day
I just want to look at you, I just want to look at you all day
There ain't nothing wrong, no. There aint nothing wrong with that

Once you seep in (once you seep in) under my skin (under my skin)
Theres nothing, theres nothing in this world that could wash you away

Once you seep in (once you seep in) under my skin (under my skin)
Theres nothing, theres nothing in this world that could wash you away.....

I'm sorry. So sorry (damn, you're so hot!!)
Your beauty is so vain (damn, you're so hot!!)
It drives me, yes it drives me(damn your so hot) absolutely insane

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....
I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....
I'D EAT YOU A-LIVE!

Saturday, October 04, 2003

MY ARMS ARE EXTREMELY SORE....

Yesterday, at 8 I went to work out with Cisco. It was fun, lifting weights and playing basketball afterwards. Not fun, this morning. I felt so fucked up that I just wanted like a day off from things. It was not to be. People been trying to get me to do things with them, butmy arms are extremely hurting right now. Like if it goes a certain direction, a sharp pain will seem like my muscle just tore again. So basically I've been at my bed and at this computer although I went to have lunch with the gang. So, I was in my bed and Lindsey wanted to do laundry and I couldn't even budge the basket. Then my mom calls me and I had to get up to go after the phone immediately after. It's like I couldn't have a break at least. So kill me why don't you? Geez...today was not a good day. Hopefuly I'll get somewhat functional to do laundry and clean up my room a bit and eventually homework will come up tomorrow.

I think it's time for a design change on the blogger, will someone help me on that?

Thursday, October 02, 2003

I'm hungry now...

Last night, a lot of people were in Cindy and Meghan's room. Cisco was trying to teach me how to do basic programming. Maybe if I had the time and undertook their major then it would be somewhat interesting for me. But I'm just a biochemist. But it was pretty sweet that night because I didn't really have homework to do and everyone else were busting out with pre-Calculus and finishing up their programming languages. Maybe that night I wanted to have a little homework because Cisco didn't bust out with the arcade games until late night.

I don't really have anything else to say now, head just blanked out...

Taken from Miriam's blog Hell yeah!

Why Life Is Easier For Men

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

6. Chocolate is just another snack.

7. You can be President.

8. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

9. Foreplay is optional.

10. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

11. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

12. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

13. The world is your urinal.

14. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

15. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

16. You don't have to schedule sex, vacations, wearing that new outfit, etc. around your reproductive system.

17. Same work. . .more pay.

18. Wrinkles add character.

19. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

20. Wedding dress $2000. . .tux rental $100.

21. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

22. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

23. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

24. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

25. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

26. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

27. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

28. Going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable.

29. No pantyhose.

30. ONE mood, all the time.

Level Up! The Return of Mr. Clap-Clap N-G-O!